Drunken Tales
James: You know how you said when you're drunk the first thing you notice is that you can't feel your teeth or your lips?
Me: Yeah, can you not feel your teeth?
James: I can't feel my ass.
More details about the 'moving out barbecue' forthcoming.
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Beth Ballingall
food lover : world traveller : gamer : New Yorker : twenty-something : former Londoner : handbag lover : erstwhile soprano : geek