We got groceries delivered a few minutes ago. Among the food we ordered were a carton of eggs.
James: So are you going to throw the old eggs out?
Me: Yes, they're out of date.
James: You should look at the old ones first.

I have the BEST HUSBAND EVER! Hee hee.
Beth Ballingall
food lover : world traveller : gamer : New Yorker : twenty-something : former Londoner : handbag lover : erstwhile soprano : geek